[ It makes sense to Anna... Dickie is gonna tell Nicola that he loves her and then the credits will roll. ...He can break up with single-mum Alexandria Ocean off-screen. ]
N-no, the Dickie wasn't the last one, the last bachelor was...actually I do not know who the last one was in Blanc. [WASN'T HERE.] But this is how it usually goes!
W-Well, maybe Dickie isn't like the others! I mean, it doesn't make sense not to go with Nicola. It will... i-it's gonna be fine. I have faith in their love.
Awww, see?! [ Anna leans back in relief, this is love right here. ]
"I think about what a relationship and what a future would look like with you. And how easy it would be for our lives to come together. How loyal and how trustworthy you would be. And you’d stick by me through thick and thin."
Watch now, he's gonna propose. I can tell he's gonna do it, I've seen a man propose. [ Is this really the best time to reference your psycho fiance? ]
"Going on this adventure, my family gave me some advice."
Ah, Dickie, you sweet dreamboat...
"And that advice was to follow my heart. And, Nicola, I really hope you understand but my heart is with Alexandria."
[ Anna keeps alternating glances between Vietnam and the television. ]
NO!! How?! I don't understand! They had chemistry! They just-- augh, I even had a name for them! Dicky & Nicky! N-Now it's just Dick-- [ Another siren cuts her off. ]
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Nicola?! She wasn't meant to come out first?!
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[ It makes sense to Anna... Dickie is gonna tell Nicola that he loves her and then the credits will roll. ...He can break up with single-mum Alexandria Ocean off-screen. ]
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The winner usually is called out last!
[THIS IS A REJECTION.]
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[ Anna looks absolutely horrified at the implication. ]
HOW LONG HAS DICKIE BEEN DOING THIS?!?
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W-Well, maybe Dickie isn't like the others! I mean, it doesn't make sense not to go with Nicola. It will... i-it's gonna be fine. I have faith in their love.
[ Rips open another snack... ]
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Y-yes. This is just a plot twist! You're right.
Why is he going on that long spiel with a sullen face.
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"You’re like no woman I’ve ever met before."
Awww, see?! [ Anna leans back in relief, this is love right here. ]
"I think about what a relationship and what a future would look like with you. And how easy it would be for our lives to come together. How loyal and how trustworthy you would be. And you’d stick by me through thick and thin."
Watch now, he's gonna propose. I can tell he's gonna do it, I've seen a man propose. [ Is this really the best time to reference your psycho fiance? ]
"Going on this adventure, my family gave me some advice."
Ah, Dickie, you sweet dreamboat...
"And that advice was to follow my heart. And, Nicola, I really hope you understand but my heart is with Alexandria."
--what.
[ what the fuck just happened. ]
ADI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID A FULL QUOTE BY QUOTE
So does Nicola's too.]
...It's always the first girl who gets rejected... [Vietnam can't even eat anymore.] She looks so broken...
Dickie isn't thinking with his heart right now! He's thinking with--[SIRENS OUTSIDE. Oh it passes.]
Nicola's taking it so well, saying how she treasured every moment of this.
believe it.
[ Anna keeps alternating glances between Vietnam and the television. ]
NO!! How?! I don't understand! They had chemistry! They just-- augh, I even had a name for them! Dicky & Nicky! N-Now it's just Dick-- [ Another siren cuts her off. ]
that was in naruto's voice wasn't it
It really is the darkest day, I don't know, only that perhaps it is the best for Nicola if this man didn't treasure her!
[Actually now she's getting a little heated about this?!] Now that he's going to confess to that--ah, there she is!
[AND HERE COMES ALEXANDRIA.]