[ She's... already carrying several packets of chips. You can tell which ones have already been opened when Anna bounces around and bits of them fall out. ]
Haaaaaaa--!!!! You mean today is the day he chooses his one true love and they live happily ever after?!? I have-- such mixed feelings!!
[AND A FIRM NOD!!! Ah...they're going to need those chips.]
Yes, today is the day! One heart will be broken, but he will live happily ever after. But we all know that Nicola is going to win. We will just watch for the sake of consistency.
[She checks the time.] Do you want to watch in the Hall of Glory, or at the house I live in?
I have a husband, no? It's his house. [She does have a house too but it's in another city. DIFFERENT STORY.] So we made sure to fit a large television in it.
[ In all likelihood, Anna is probably a few minutes late after it begun, although she hasn't entirely been keeping track of time so there's still hope! In her defense, she had to ask for directions a lot, and she fell off her horse once but that's not too uncommon.
LOOK, she's here now?? With a large bag, too! ]
Hey! I brought quest loot! ...It's actually just-- it's just more food, heh.
[ She rummages through her belongings and starts handing out random items to Vietnam, while also putting some things aside. ]
I kinda stopped by on my way here and got some extra snacks. Do you like chocolate? I think I got too much. There's some fruity stuff over here. Beef jerkys. Fish jerkys. Cheese. Mint. Bubblegum. A bottle of wine -- no snakes this time, sorry! Oh wait, there's gummy snakes. Don't eat the green ones, they're a trap. Gummy bears. Orange. Yeah, just-- one. Potato chips! Bacon rings. A can of beans-- why did I get this? B-But yeah, the rest is pretty much chocolate... oh!! And I got a rose. Will you accept it?
[ Just.... hands Vietnam a rose, on top of everything else...... ]
Don't... don't eat that, by the way. That's for you and your husband to play Bachelier at home. I thought it was cute, okay?
[TO BE FAIR...the beginning of the episode probably sucked anyway. LOTS OF "GONNA MET MY MOTHER."]
O-oh come in come in! [And she's leading her to the luxurious living room! Luxurious for a place that is like a cottage mansion.] I like chocolate, fruits, jerkys...you know, I like all of these. [Including the snakeless ines--
...Did Anna just hand her a rose.]
Didn't the first episode have a girl eat a rose? [She wonders what Gilgamesh would say if they played Bachelier.]
Yes...I believe that damaged her chances. She was a blonde girl too!
[And look, quickly shaking her head and waving her hands!] No, you have enough time to open up all the snacks for us to eat as we watch this very important episode. Even though we already know the ending--...
[She looks closer at the television.] Is Dickie your type?
Dickie is charming, but he's clearly made for Nicola! I just think it's nice to have that, y'know? But I don't need to tell you that, you already married someone nice.
[ lmao ]
...How did you know yours was the right one?
[ Let's address that while there's more filler scenes on the screen. ]
[MARRIED SOMEONE NICE "LMAO" <--- actually and totally sadly legit.]
I wonder...I mean, how did he know that he was fated to meet Nicola? Perhaps it had a little bit to do with it, but he could've also chosen to vote her off. It must be because of how they feel so strongly for each other!
[YEAH THESE FILLER DATES SUCK.] Dickie's PR team really need to know how to make good dates, though...
Ah? [How did she know?!] I didn't, and I am certain he didn't either. We even agreed that we would never get married, initially.
You what?! That's so romantic! In a weird, surprising way... and... totally the opposite of how my love story played out.
[ At least they had a catchy duet?? ]
So how did it happen? Was it an accident? Did your friends trick you?! .....Is he even real? [ LATE REALISATION: She had never met Mr. Vietnam. Oops. ]
It is...? [THAT'S ROMANTIC? MAYBE? Well their marriage was pretty romantic.] And...it didn't...? I thought you and the ice professional were a thing?
And he's real! [That was a bit too loud?!] In fact...he really loves his own appearance so give me a minute. [Looking around, she spots a photo in the house. You know, he likes selfies, so.] There he is, the blond man with an arrogant expression. He's a King in his time, the first king in history! So he's very proud and practically bathes in gold. [See here, she loves her husband but talks shit about him all the time. But isn't he as dreamy as Dickie?!]
And, he asked. But I told him to make him forever, and he agreed. It was quite simple, really, nothing extravagant.
[ Hmm. He lacks Dickie's nice facial features, yet at the same time appears to be 100% dick material. Now, how can both statements be true? ]
Oh! So dreamy~!
[ Naturally, Anna also has poor taste in men. ]
[ I don't know why this tag turned out to be a savage Gilgamesh roast. #leavegillyalone ]
...I hope the ending of this show doesn't play out like that, though. Can you imagine Dickie choosing his true love only for them to say no? Gosh, talk about a twist!
[Ah...he's a pretty boy with a big body. This is what you've been reduced to, husbando. 100% dick material though. But no facial hair!]
Don't tell him that. [He doesn't need his ego inflated anymore. /roasts more.] But oh! He would bathe in gold if he wanted to. [He's just that rich?!] It's a wonder this house isn't completely covered in gold.
Do you know...I remember hearing that there are incidents where match ups like this end up where the bachelor end up dumping their first choice and going with the ones he rejected before!
[ It makes sense to Anna... Dickie is gonna tell Nicola that he loves her and then the credits will roll. ...He can break up with single-mum Alexandria Ocean off-screen. ]
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Date: 2016-09-16 12:48 pm (UTC)Anna, I believe it is time to watch more television. The end of Caissa's Bachelier is today, I believe.
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Date: 2016-09-16 01:26 pm (UTC)Haaaaaaa--!!!! You mean today is the day he chooses his one true love and they live happily ever after?!? I have-- such mixed feelings!!
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Date: 2016-09-16 01:50 pm (UTC)Yes, today is the day! One heart will be broken, but he will live happily ever after. But we all know that Nicola is going to win. We will just watch for the sake of consistency.
[She checks the time.] Do you want to watch in the Hall of Glory, or at the house I live in?
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Date: 2016-09-16 01:54 pm (UTC)...
You have a house?
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Date: 2016-09-16 01:56 pm (UTC)I have a husband, no? It's his house. [She does have a house too but it's in another city. DIFFERENT STORY.] So we made sure to fit a large television in it.
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Date: 2016-09-16 02:01 pm (UTC)[ Anna runs off-screen. ]
I'm getting my coat!
[ She returns, still coat-less. ]
Vietnam, where is it?! Yes! --I mean, I'm on my way! As soon as I learn where your house is.
Where is it?!
[ Damn it, woman, quit stalling!! ]
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Date: 2016-09-16 02:04 pm (UTC)[Oh wait she's off screen--]
It's--! Ah, it's--!! [ANNA STOP TALKING FOR A MINUTE! And she takes a deep breath...]
It's! [Here's an address here. It's just outside of Caissa's outskirts, but easy enough to get there by public transport for most of the trip!]
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Date: 2016-09-16 02:56 pm (UTC)LOOK, she's here now?? With a large bag, too! ]
Hey! I brought quest loot! ...It's actually just-- it's just more food, heh.
[ She rummages through her belongings and starts handing out random items to Vietnam, while also putting some things aside. ]
I kinda stopped by on my way here and got some extra snacks. Do you like chocolate? I think I got too much. There's some fruity stuff over here. Beef jerkys. Fish jerkys. Cheese. Mint. Bubblegum. A bottle of wine -- no snakes this time, sorry! Oh wait, there's gummy snakes. Don't eat the green ones, they're a trap. Gummy bears. Orange. Yeah, just-- one. Potato chips! Bacon rings. A can of beans-- why did I get this? B-But yeah, the rest is pretty much chocolate... oh!! And I got a rose. Will you accept it?
[ Just.... hands Vietnam a rose, on top of everything else...... ]
Don't... don't eat that, by the way. That's for you and your husband to play Bachelier at home. I thought it was cute, okay?
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Date: 2016-09-16 03:05 pm (UTC)O-oh come in come in! [And she's leading her to the luxurious living room! Luxurious for a place that is like a cottage mansion.] I like chocolate, fruits, jerkys...you know, I like all of these. [Including the snakeless ines--
...Did Anna just hand her a rose.]
Didn't the first episode have a girl eat a rose? [She wonders what Gilgamesh would say if they played Bachelier.]
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Date: 2016-09-16 03:19 pm (UTC)[ Nobody wants to be that girl, Vietnam. ]
Please don't tell me they're married yet! This will be the last time I see Dickie as an eligible bachelor. He's so perfect, why is he so perfect...
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Date: 2016-09-16 03:21 pm (UTC)[And look, quickly shaking her head and waving her hands!] No, you have enough time to open up all the snacks for us to eat as we watch this very important episode. Even though we already know the ending--...
[She looks closer at the television.] Is Dickie your type?
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Date: 2016-09-16 03:29 pm (UTC)What? No-- n-no, why would you think that?
[ Just. Staring at the screen as Dickie talks about cool bananas. Sigh. ]
He should be with Nicola. I mean-- he is with Nicola. I'm not with-- I'm not. [ CHOMPS ON THAT CHIPS ]
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Date: 2016-09-17 01:47 pm (UTC)W-well...doesn't he look a bit like a lumberjack too?
[She tilts her head. He does have a nice voice, and nice muscles. Even if he says cool bananas a lot.]
I believe he should be Nicola too...but then I wonder what if would be like if you met him instead.
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Date: 2016-09-19 02:02 pm (UTC)[ lmao ]
...How did you know yours was the right one?
[ Let's address that while there's more filler scenes on the screen. ]
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Date: 2016-09-19 02:24 pm (UTC)I wonder...I mean, how did he know that he was fated to meet Nicola? Perhaps it had a little bit to do with it, but he could've also chosen to vote her off. It must be because of how they feel so strongly for each other!
[YEAH THESE FILLER DATES SUCK.] Dickie's PR team really need to know how to make good dates, though...
Ah? [How did she know?!] I didn't, and I am certain he didn't either. We even agreed that we would never get married, initially.
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Date: 2016-09-20 01:09 pm (UTC)[ At least they had a catchy duet?? ]
So how did it happen? Was it an accident? Did your friends trick you?! .....Is he even real? [ LATE REALISATION: She had never met Mr. Vietnam. Oops. ]
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Date: 2016-09-20 01:30 pm (UTC)And he's real! [That was a bit too loud?!] In fact...he really loves his own appearance so give me a minute. [Looking around, she spots a photo in the house. You know, he likes selfies, so.] There he is, the blond man with an arrogant expression. He's a King in his time, the first king in history! So he's very proud and practically bathes in gold. [See here, she loves her husband but talks shit about him all the time. But isn't he as dreamy as Dickie?!]
And, he asked. But I told him to make him forever, and he agreed. It was quite simple, really, nothing extravagant.
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Date: 2016-09-21 01:55 pm (UTC)Oh! So dreamy~!
[ Naturally, Anna also has poor taste in men. ]
[ I don't know why this tag turned out to be a savage Gilgamesh roast. #leavegillyalone ]
...I hope the ending of this show doesn't play out like that, though. Can you imagine Dickie choosing his true love only for them to say no? Gosh, talk about a twist!
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Date: 2016-09-21 01:58 pm (UTC)He bathes in gold?
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Date: 2016-09-21 02:25 pm (UTC)Don't tell him that. [He doesn't need his ego inflated anymore. /roasts more.] But oh! He would bathe in gold if he wanted to. [He's just that rich?!] It's a wonder this house isn't completely covered in gold.
Do you know...I remember hearing that there are incidents where match ups like this end up where the bachelor end up dumping their first choice and going with the ones he rejected before!
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Date: 2016-09-22 01:07 pm (UTC)[ omg, she's so offended, don't ruin her bachelor ship...! ]
Also that's unsanitary. [ The bathing in gold thing....... ]
--oh, look! They're getting to the end soon!
[ Anna rips open another packet of chips!!!!! ...Is she stress eating? ]
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Date: 2016-09-25 02:48 pm (UTC)Nicola?! She wasn't meant to come out first?!
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Date: 2016-09-28 06:57 am (UTC)[ It makes sense to Anna... Dickie is gonna tell Nicola that he loves her and then the credits will roll. ...He can break up with single-mum Alexandria Ocean off-screen. ]
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Date: 2016-10-01 02:26 am (UTC)The winner usually is called out last!
[THIS IS A REJECTION.]
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Date: 2016-10-01 11:11 am (UTC)[ Anna looks absolutely horrified at the implication. ]
HOW LONG HAS DICKIE BEEN DOING THIS?!?
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