Dickie is charming, but he's clearly made for Nicola! I just think it's nice to have that, y'know? But I don't need to tell you that, you already married someone nice.
[ lmao ]
...How did you know yours was the right one?
[ Let's address that while there's more filler scenes on the screen. ]
[MARRIED SOMEONE NICE "LMAO" <--- actually and totally sadly legit.]
I wonder...I mean, how did he know that he was fated to meet Nicola? Perhaps it had a little bit to do with it, but he could've also chosen to vote her off. It must be because of how they feel so strongly for each other!
[YEAH THESE FILLER DATES SUCK.] Dickie's PR team really need to know how to make good dates, though...
Ah? [How did she know?!] I didn't, and I am certain he didn't either. We even agreed that we would never get married, initially.
You what?! That's so romantic! In a weird, surprising way... and... totally the opposite of how my love story played out.
[ At least they had a catchy duet?? ]
So how did it happen? Was it an accident? Did your friends trick you?! .....Is he even real? [ LATE REALISATION: She had never met Mr. Vietnam. Oops. ]
It is...? [THAT'S ROMANTIC? MAYBE? Well their marriage was pretty romantic.] And...it didn't...? I thought you and the ice professional were a thing?
And he's real! [That was a bit too loud?!] In fact...he really loves his own appearance so give me a minute. [Looking around, she spots a photo in the house. You know, he likes selfies, so.] There he is, the blond man with an arrogant expression. He's a King in his time, the first king in history! So he's very proud and practically bathes in gold. [See here, she loves her husband but talks shit about him all the time. But isn't he as dreamy as Dickie?!]
And, he asked. But I told him to make him forever, and he agreed. It was quite simple, really, nothing extravagant.
[ Hmm. He lacks Dickie's nice facial features, yet at the same time appears to be 100% dick material. Now, how can both statements be true? ]
Oh! So dreamy~!
[ Naturally, Anna also has poor taste in men. ]
[ I don't know why this tag turned out to be a savage Gilgamesh roast. #leavegillyalone ]
...I hope the ending of this show doesn't play out like that, though. Can you imagine Dickie choosing his true love only for them to say no? Gosh, talk about a twist!
[Ah...he's a pretty boy with a big body. This is what you've been reduced to, husbando. 100% dick material though. But no facial hair!]
Don't tell him that. [He doesn't need his ego inflated anymore. /roasts more.] But oh! He would bathe in gold if he wanted to. [He's just that rich?!] It's a wonder this house isn't completely covered in gold.
Do you know...I remember hearing that there are incidents where match ups like this end up where the bachelor end up dumping their first choice and going with the ones he rejected before!
[ It makes sense to Anna... Dickie is gonna tell Nicola that he loves her and then the credits will roll. ...He can break up with single-mum Alexandria Ocean off-screen. ]
N-no, the Dickie wasn't the last one, the last bachelor was...actually I do not know who the last one was in Blanc. [WASN'T HERE.] But this is how it usually goes!
W-Well, maybe Dickie isn't like the others! I mean, it doesn't make sense not to go with Nicola. It will... i-it's gonna be fine. I have faith in their love.
Awww, see?! [ Anna leans back in relief, this is love right here. ]
"I think about what a relationship and what a future would look like with you. And how easy it would be for our lives to come together. How loyal and how trustworthy you would be. And you’d stick by me through thick and thin."
Watch now, he's gonna propose. I can tell he's gonna do it, I've seen a man propose. [ Is this really the best time to reference your psycho fiance? ]
"Going on this adventure, my family gave me some advice."
Ah, Dickie, you sweet dreamboat...
"And that advice was to follow my heart. And, Nicola, I really hope you understand but my heart is with Alexandria."
[ Anna keeps alternating glances between Vietnam and the television. ]
NO!! How?! I don't understand! They had chemistry! They just-- augh, I even had a name for them! Dicky & Nicky! N-Now it's just Dick-- [ Another siren cuts her off. ]
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Date: 2016-09-19 02:02 pm (UTC)[ lmao ]
...How did you know yours was the right one?
[ Let's address that while there's more filler scenes on the screen. ]
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Date: 2016-09-19 02:24 pm (UTC)I wonder...I mean, how did he know that he was fated to meet Nicola? Perhaps it had a little bit to do with it, but he could've also chosen to vote her off. It must be because of how they feel so strongly for each other!
[YEAH THESE FILLER DATES SUCK.] Dickie's PR team really need to know how to make good dates, though...
Ah? [How did she know?!] I didn't, and I am certain he didn't either. We even agreed that we would never get married, initially.
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Date: 2016-09-20 01:09 pm (UTC)[ At least they had a catchy duet?? ]
So how did it happen? Was it an accident? Did your friends trick you?! .....Is he even real? [ LATE REALISATION: She had never met Mr. Vietnam. Oops. ]
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Date: 2016-09-20 01:30 pm (UTC)And he's real! [That was a bit too loud?!] In fact...he really loves his own appearance so give me a minute. [Looking around, she spots a photo in the house. You know, he likes selfies, so.] There he is, the blond man with an arrogant expression. He's a King in his time, the first king in history! So he's very proud and practically bathes in gold. [See here, she loves her husband but talks shit about him all the time. But isn't he as dreamy as Dickie?!]
And, he asked. But I told him to make him forever, and he agreed. It was quite simple, really, nothing extravagant.
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Date: 2016-09-21 01:55 pm (UTC)Oh! So dreamy~!
[ Naturally, Anna also has poor taste in men. ]
[ I don't know why this tag turned out to be a savage Gilgamesh roast. #leavegillyalone ]
...I hope the ending of this show doesn't play out like that, though. Can you imagine Dickie choosing his true love only for them to say no? Gosh, talk about a twist!
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Date: 2016-09-21 01:58 pm (UTC)He bathes in gold?
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Date: 2016-09-21 02:25 pm (UTC)Don't tell him that. [He doesn't need his ego inflated anymore. /roasts more.] But oh! He would bathe in gold if he wanted to. [He's just that rich?!] It's a wonder this house isn't completely covered in gold.
Do you know...I remember hearing that there are incidents where match ups like this end up where the bachelor end up dumping their first choice and going with the ones he rejected before!
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Date: 2016-09-22 01:07 pm (UTC)[ omg, she's so offended, don't ruin her bachelor ship...! ]
Also that's unsanitary. [ The bathing in gold thing....... ]
--oh, look! They're getting to the end soon!
[ Anna rips open another packet of chips!!!!! ...Is she stress eating? ]
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Date: 2016-09-25 02:48 pm (UTC)Nicola?! She wasn't meant to come out first?!
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Date: 2016-09-28 06:57 am (UTC)[ It makes sense to Anna... Dickie is gonna tell Nicola that he loves her and then the credits will roll. ...He can break up with single-mum Alexandria Ocean off-screen. ]
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Date: 2016-10-01 02:26 am (UTC)The winner usually is called out last!
[THIS IS A REJECTION.]
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Date: 2016-10-01 11:11 am (UTC)[ Anna looks absolutely horrified at the implication. ]
HOW LONG HAS DICKIE BEEN DOING THIS?!?
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Date: 2016-10-01 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-01 11:18 am (UTC)W-Well, maybe Dickie isn't like the others! I mean, it doesn't make sense not to go with Nicola. It will... i-it's gonna be fine. I have faith in their love.
[ Rips open another snack... ]
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Date: 2016-10-02 10:18 am (UTC)Y-yes. This is just a plot twist! You're right.
Why is he going on that long spiel with a sullen face.
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Date: 2016-10-03 09:24 am (UTC)"You’re like no woman I’ve ever met before."
Awww, see?! [ Anna leans back in relief, this is love right here. ]
"I think about what a relationship and what a future would look like with you. And how easy it would be for our lives to come together. How loyal and how trustworthy you would be. And you’d stick by me through thick and thin."
Watch now, he's gonna propose. I can tell he's gonna do it, I've seen a man propose. [ Is this really the best time to reference your psycho fiance? ]
"Going on this adventure, my family gave me some advice."
Ah, Dickie, you sweet dreamboat...
"And that advice was to follow my heart. And, Nicola, I really hope you understand but my heart is with Alexandria."
--what.
[ what the fuck just happened. ]
ADI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID A FULL QUOTE BY QUOTE
Date: 2016-10-03 11:30 am (UTC)So does Nicola's too.]
...It's always the first girl who gets rejected... [Vietnam can't even eat anymore.] She looks so broken...
Dickie isn't thinking with his heart right now! He's thinking with--[SIRENS OUTSIDE. Oh it passes.]
Nicola's taking it so well, saying how she treasured every moment of this.
believe it.
Date: 2016-10-03 12:28 pm (UTC)[ Anna keeps alternating glances between Vietnam and the television. ]
NO!! How?! I don't understand! They had chemistry! They just-- augh, I even had a name for them! Dicky & Nicky! N-Now it's just Dick-- [ Another siren cuts her off. ]
that was in naruto's voice wasn't it
Date: 2016-10-03 12:32 pm (UTC)It really is the darkest day, I don't know, only that perhaps it is the best for Nicola if this man didn't treasure her!
[Actually now she's getting a little heated about this?!] Now that he's going to confess to that--ah, there she is!
[AND HERE COMES ALEXANDRIA.]