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☼ Princess "Feistypants" Anna ([personal profile] sommer) wrote2016-07-08 09:30 pm
hoasen: (hmm?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-09-19 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[MARRIED SOMEONE NICE "LMAO" <--- actually and totally sadly legit.]

I wonder...I mean, how did he know that he was fated to meet Nicola? Perhaps it had a little bit to do with it, but he could've also chosen to vote her off. It must be because of how they feel so strongly for each other!

[YEAH THESE FILLER DATES SUCK.] Dickie's PR team really need to know how to make good dates, though...

Ah? [How did she know?!] I didn't, and I am certain he didn't either. We even agreed that we would never get married, initially.
hoasen: (oceans)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-09-20 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It is...? [THAT'S ROMANTIC? MAYBE? Well their marriage was pretty romantic.] And...it didn't...? I thought you and the ice professional were a thing?

And he's real! [That was a bit too loud?!] In fact...he really loves his own appearance so give me a minute. [Looking around, she spots a photo in the house. You know, he likes selfies, so.] There he is, the blond man with an arrogant expression. He's a King in his time, the first king in history! So he's very proud and practically bathes in gold. [See here, she loves her husband but talks shit about him all the time. But isn't he as dreamy as Dickie?!]

And, he asked. But I told him to make him forever, and he agreed. It was quite simple, really, nothing extravagant.
hoasen: (did I leave the cat in the oven...)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-09-21 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah...he's a pretty boy with a big body. This is what you've been reduced to, husbando. 100% dick material though. But no facial hair!]

Don't tell him that. [He doesn't need his ego inflated anymore. /roasts more.] But oh! He would bathe in gold if he wanted to. [He's just that rich?!] It's a wonder this house isn't completely covered in gold.

Do you know...I remember hearing that there are incidents where match ups like this end up where the bachelor end up dumping their first choice and going with the ones he rejected before!
hoasen: (HUH)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-09-25 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so, I mean I know Ni--[--cola is going to win! But she can't say that, it's the carriage! It's someone about to step out! It's--!]

Nicola?! She wasn't meant to come out first?!
hoasen: (HUH)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-10-01 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[She practically slams her hands on Anna's shoulders.]

The winner usually is called out last!

[THIS IS A REJECTION.]
hoasen: (EXPIRED MILK?!)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-10-01 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, the Dickie wasn't the last one, the last bachelor was...actually I do not know who the last one was in Blanc. [WASN'T HERE.] But this is how it usually goes!
hoasen: (goddamn macs)

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-10-02 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE WANTS A SNACK TOO NOW SHE'S ACTUALLY OPENING UP A BAG TO STUFF HER FACE.]

Y-yes. This is just a plot twist! You're right.

Why is he going on that long spiel with a sullen face.
hoasen: (life passing by)

ADI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID A FULL QUOTE BY QUOTE

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-10-03 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[AND SO THEIR WORLD SHATTERS.

So does Nicola's too.]


...It's always the first girl who gets rejected... [Vietnam can't even eat anymore.] She looks so broken...

Dickie isn't thinking with his heart right now! He's thinking with--[SIRENS OUTSIDE. Oh it passes.]

Nicola's taking it so well, saying how she treasured every moment of this.
hoasen: (oblivion)

that was in naruto's voice wasn't it

[personal profile] hoasen 2016-10-03 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vietnam looks so downcast, even as the sirens cut them off...]

It really is the darkest day, I don't know, only that perhaps it is the best for Nicola if this man didn't treasure her!

[Actually now she's getting a little heated about this?!] Now that he's going to confess to that--ah, there she is!

[AND HERE COMES ALEXANDRIA.]